This was easy…
"OMG, do you ppl ever work?"
Some folks think we sit around lab all day filling empty pipette tip boxes. Good idea, but that's not what we do. Our heartrending art is forged in the furnace of molecular biology. However, it's true that snapping the picture can take as long as 40 seconds.
"OMG, can i b ur pen-pal?"
Yes. Hit me at email@example.com to discuss anything about tips.
"OMG, can i contribute?"
Definitely! We're always looking for new submissions. One-off or serially. The more the merrier. :)