Shirts

OMG, these shirts will definitely get you recognized in bars by totally depraved women and totally not-depraved men.  Each is $25 (+shipping) and custom printed on American Apparel Classic Fitted Tees.  Sounds good?  After you consider some options below, send us your choices at commissions@tipart.org and we’ll throw together a mockup of your picks.  If you approve, we’ll fire up the magic dynamo and flavor blast your brain into a state of semi-dead joy.  Are you ready?

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Options

1) Size:

(Female S-X; Male S-XX [Sorry Vin Diesel].  These are American Apparel Classic Fitted Tees, so you don’t have to order down like you’re ordering a wolves howling at the moon shirt before wolves howling at the moon shirts were hip.)

Expert Advice: Select a men’s size if you want to draw attention to your yolk bearing shoulders and a women’s size to highlight your child bearing hips.

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2) Color:

Expert Advice:  Do not pick any colors to which you are allergic.  If unsure, ask your legal guardian, they may know.

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3) Design:

(Pick from any design on TipArt.org.)

Expert Advice: If you are partial to fruit, you might enjoy apple, or orange (which is a banana).

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4) Logo:

(Pick a logo to go on the back.  Alternatively, you can put the logo on the front and the design on the back.)

Expert Advice: If you’re not enthusiastic about lustfully leering strangers, a TipArt shirt may not be the best way to express your love of tips.