Turns out that woman in that story was showing solidarity, not a lesbian. That’ll teach you to jump to conclusions. Though as a rock star, you can bang lots of people more or less at will, so it probably wasn’t the most poignant teaching experience.
Inspired by my otherworldly work on Tishina’s Ghost Killing Triangle, Anand asked me to retreat to my infernal foundry (btw, I’m really glad that everyone knows it’s infernal) and forge this invaluable relic that let’s you walk through one door a week. Which he will auction to the highest bidder. What? You want your own artifact, cause you’re gunna ambush some dolphins and don’t wanna take any chances? I can help you with that, drop me a line (firstname.lastname@example.org).
[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]