Here’s one I bet you can’t guess: whose dual tech is this? Also, what the hell does that mean??

BE CAREFUL though. If you’re boss see’s this, she’s going to think you’re a timecop from the future and will probably attack you on sight. You can take her, just be ready is all I’m saying. RAINBOW TORNADO ATTACK!!!!

[Available, $50.]

Have you ever thought about how creepy the michelin man is?

OH: “No way, where would they get rope??”

I’m talking about the old Prometheus, not the American one.  Everything went downhill after we invented fire.  But that’s ok cause the lowlands are where all the money is.  Sweet, sweet money.  (srsly)

Darling, how ’bout a drop of tea?  Or maybe an afternoon shower of acid rain?  Prefer the rain?  ME TOO>

I did not have to cut off my ear to achieve this level of artistic mastery

I keep hearing about sentient tornadoes, but I never hear about volcanoes at all these days, what’s up with that?

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”

You gotta trust your instincts and your LSO if you’re gonna trap the #3 wire.

I’ll give you a hint: it is not Edward Rutledge.  (Btw, a metaphase spread is something you do with peanut butter and raisins.  Those dark things are raisins.)