Rainbow Tornado

| March 11th, 2011 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Existential Threats, FOR SALE, Guessers, Robots, Team Sports, Weather as Conversation

Here’s one I bet you can’t guess: whose dual tech is this? Also, what the hell does that mean??

BE CAREFUL though. If you’re boss see’s this, she’s going to think you’re a timecop from the future and will probably attack you on sight. You can take her, just be ready is all I’m saying. RAINBOW TORNADO ATTACK!!!!

[Available, $50.]


| December 14th, 2010 | .Cells, Weather as Conversation

Have you ever thought about how creepy the michelin man is?

Snow Mobiles

| August 31st, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Existential Threats, Guessers, Robots, TV Shows Set in Space, Weather as Conversation, Who's scruffy-looking?

OH: “No way, where would they get rope??”


| July 20th, 2010 | .Tubes, Existential Threats, Guessers, Weather as Conversation

I’m talking about the old Prometheus, not the American one.  Everything went downhill after we invented fire.  But that’s ok cause the lowlands are where all the money is.  Sweet, sweet money.  (srsly)


| July 9th, 2010 | .Tubes, Weather as Conversation

Darling, how ’bout a drop of tea?  Or maybe an afternoon shower of acid rain?  Prefer the rain?  ME TOO>

"Starry Night"

| June 22nd, 2010 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Weather as Conversation

I did not have to cut off my ear to achieve this level of artistic mastery


| June 1st, 2010 | .Tubes, 10,000ft, Weather as Conversation

I keep hearing about sentient tornadoes, but I never hear about volcanoes at all these days, what’s up with that?


| May 18th, 2010 | .Tubes, Portfolio 2, Probably WMDs, Weather as Conversation

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”

Pitching Deck

| April 16th, 2010 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Weather as Conversation

You gotta trust your instincts and your LSO if you’re gonna trap the #3 wire.

Who's that?

| February 9th, 2010 | .Cells, Guessers, Portfolio 1, Weather as Conversation

I’ll give you a hint: it is not Edward Rutledge.  (Btw, a metaphase spread is something you do with peanut butter and raisins.  Those dark things are raisins.)