Season’s Greetings!

| December 24th, 2010 | .Tips, Team Sports

Season’s greetings from The TipArt Deep-sea Fortress and Studio.  Our marine enemies have declared a truce in honor of the holidays.  It’s the perfect time to attack!

Blue Berries

| December 7th, 2010 | .Tips, CHOMPable, FOR SALE, Fruit

TipArt Blueberries

Flavor blasted.

[Available, $50.]

Blue Fish

| November 27th, 2010 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, Commissions, FOR SALE

TipArt Frame Blue FishTipArt Blue Fish Frame

Andrew said to me, “I need something for my wall that will let everyone know how rich and powerful I am.” Of course I immediately suggest he nail-gun up $100 bills, but it turns out he’s not actually rich.  So, a relic from the TipArt Fortress/Studio seemed like a good second best.  I showed him my FOR SALE list, but he spit on it and said, “only the most custom objects are fit for my gruesome lair.”  Whatever.  After that we discussed his deepest desires, and I went to work.  In the studio I spun around, struck a fancy pose, and THIS sprang whole from my head.  Good enough.

[SOLD.  Commission a reproduction for $50.]

BBerries

| November 19th, 2010 | .Tips, CHOMPable

Here’re some blue berries for ya.  Don’t see it?  Stay tuned.

Plastic Ducky

| November 16th, 2010 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, FOR SALE

Plastic Ducky, you’re the one.  You make polyester-resin-sanding time, so much fun.

[Available, $50.]

Burj Khalifa

| November 12th, 2010 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Prototypes

A tribute to Bob on the occasion of his thesis defense… a scale model of the tallest building in the world.  [HIT IT for a biggie. -B]

Fade

| November 2nd, 2010 | .Tips, Guessers

VOIP!

Congrats

| October 29th, 2010 | .Tips

Tanya pays tribute to the recent graduation of a guy whose an amazing marksman with huge muscles.

Cherry

| October 19th, 2010 | .Tips, CHOMPable, Commissions, FOR SALE, Fruit

Remember when Margaret used sorcery and legal tender to commission an Apple?  And then later that worthless Dolphin King attacked my son and in the course of rescuing him — and then killing the King in cold blood — I made a Banana and pawned it off on her as an original work?  Well, I pulled it off again with these Cherries.  Sucker!  What do you mean my cost of labor is ¢0.75/hr??  : [  I think I need an adding machine.

[SOLD.  Commission a reproduction for $50.]

Banana

| September 28th, 2010 | .Tips, CHOMPable, Commissions, FOR SALE, Fruit

In the summer of 2010 a great calm came over the land and then the Dolphin King kidnapped my son and threatened to hand him over to my robot nemesis unless I retreated to my forest forge and fabbed a fabulous framed banana.  I told him it was impossible, but he just let out a blood curdling screech and flew off into the distance.  My first instinct was the send my lieutenant and an expeditionary force to burn his pitiful fort to the ground, but they were immediately ambushed and slaughtered.  So I went to work with hammer and sickle and low!, this finished and sublime product sprang whole from the side of my head.  Good enough.  I traded it for my son, and the second I had him back I broke my promise and killed the Dolphin King where he stood, cause I don’t eff around.  Then Margaret commissioned a banana and I pretended to work on it for two months so that she didn’t realize I had already made it for another purpose.  And I got away with it, like I always do!  Zooooooooom!

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]