Rainbow Tornado

| March 11th, 2011 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Existential Threats, FOR SALE, Guessers, Robots, Team Sports, Weather as Conversation

Here’s one I bet you can’t guess: whose dual tech is this? Also, what the hell does that mean??

BE CAREFUL though. If you’re boss see’s this, she’s going to think you’re a timecop from the future and will probably attack you on sight. You can take her, just be ready is all I’m saying. RAINBOW TORNADO ATTACK!!!!

[Available, $50.]

Black Sheep

| March 1st, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, FOR SALE, Robots

FINALLY the sheepy cap-trick is completed.  BEHOLD THE GLORY of this wooly triumvirate.  Except instead of guys who wanna kill each other, these are a fun tippy frame and sheepy shirt, and that sheep friend from before.  Not really the same.  : ?  Bad analogy.  But how does one make a 3-analogy without triumviri?  Hell if I know, Dan Carlin is the only person I’ve ever heard say anything.  : /

[Available, $50.]

Track

| January 11th, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, Probably WMDs, Robots, Team Sports, TV Shows Set in Space

Dinosaur Tracks

Clever girl.

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?

| November 23rd, 2010 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, Robots, TV Shows Set in Space

M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!

Robot attack

| October 15th, 2010 | .Tubes, Existential Threats, Robots

This is a cute little robot with a rocket for a head.  He scuttles around on some legs and then when he see you he shoots his head-rocket at you.  : [

Snow Mobiles

| August 31st, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Existential Threats, Guessers, Robots, TV Shows Set in Space, Weather as Conversation, Who's scruffy-looking?

OH: “No way, where would they get rope??”

Walty

| August 20th, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers, Robots, TV Shows Set in Space

Remember those fat guys?  They were SO GROSS.

Gaga Oulala

| June 25th, 2010 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, FOR SALE, Probably WMDs, Robots

I want your everything, as long as it’s free.  Cause I don’t have any earning potential.  : [

(Also just fyi, I don’t want your ugly.)

[Available, $10.]

Preparing for the Future

| March 9th, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Probably WMDs, Robots

In the future, we will all be represented by avatars who do all our dancing for us.  (Don’t worry, they’ll be GFE).  Although eventually all avatars will look just like bruce willis, initially mine will look like this.  Sidenote: I estimate the upgrade to full bruce willis mode will increase GF by 20%.

New Friend

| November 18th, 2009 | .Tubes, Probably WMDs, Robots

New Friend

This is what we in the business call a “menacing robot.”  His arms probably transform into guns, and his belly is almost certainly full of grenades, which is neat.