A mesurably more dangeous device

| March 30th, 2010 | .Tips, Commissions, FOR SALE, Probably WMDs

Earlier this year, Rob’s brother Eric started machinations to acquire the next piece in my ‘extremely dangerous device’ development cycle. You never know a man’s intentions in a situation like this, so I wasn’t thrilled about letting one of these weapons out of my hands, but he put me in a compromising position. AND SO IT WAS MADE AND GIVEN, forged using the ground amygalda of 200 feral cats. Is it vegan if animal parts are used to make it, even if you don’t eat them? Not that you eat this. It doesn’t contain animal parts itself, but it’s made using some, I mean. So I don’t know. Btw, I’m not even gunna tell you what it does, cause if I did, Eric would immediately be assassinated in its pursuit. And as skeptical as I am of his intentions, the people who would kill him for it are even more unsavory.

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]

Preparing for the Future

| March 9th, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Probably WMDs, Robots

In the future, we will all be represented by avatars who do all our dancing for us.  (Don’t worry, they’ll be GFE).  Although eventually all avatars will look just like bruce willis, initially mine will look like this.  Sidenote: I estimate the upgrade to full bruce willis mode will increase GF by 20%.

Delta Sigma Theta Represent

| March 2nd, 2010 | .Tips, Commissions, FOR SALE, Probably WMDs

BEHOLD.  Tishina demanded I retreat to my infernal foundry and craft the most incredible relic ever forged.  When I completed the impossible task, I shed a single tear which imbued the artifact with the power to destroy one ghost per day (bonus!).  But you know, I could probably do it again.  Get in touch if you’re interested in discussing an object of your own imagination (studio@tipart.org).

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]

Great Innovators of the Past

| February 23rd, 2010 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Mooninites, Probably WMDs

One of roman’s great contributions to counting was the numeralumber 2.  Before that, two was said, “one zero,” and the distance to Proxima Centauri was said, “more or less one zero zero light years.”

Tadpole? or….

| February 19th, 2010 | .Gels, Animals Hunting Humans, Guessers, Portfolio 3, Probably WMDs

Noticed this after developing my western.

Art For Your Sweetheart

| February 12th, 2010 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Probably WMDs

Maybe not as tasty as those candy hearts (especially the orange ones), but still thoughtful nonetheless.  Happy Valentine’s Day!

An even more dangerous device

| January 8th, 2010 | .Tips, Probably WMDs, Prototypes

NewDevice

OMG, this device is even more dangerous than the first!  I had to beat a guy in a Tom Cruise mask to within an inch of his life (later, I finished him) to get it.  And what do I plan to do with it?  Not sure yet.  Maybe I’ll bury it for future generations to find and UNLEASH on each other.  Or maybe I’ll stand it up on my desk and stare longingly at it.

Boat

| January 4th, 2010 | .Tubes, Probably WMDs, Weather as Conversation

boat

Set sail for great adventure.

Monster

| December 15th, 2009 | .Tips, Probably WMDs

monster

OMg, after being at my desk for 4 years, I was cleaning out the back of this drawer that I’ve never cleaned out and found this with a card on top that said, “This is what sperm looks like.”  I was shocked because I didn’t know and because I was not the first person to ever make TipArt!!

The Device

| December 15th, 2009 | .Tips, Probably WMDs, Prototypes

TwoBlocks3

This spectacular prototype hearkens forward to a time when we’re all in possession of biological weapons, and constantly using them on each other.  It’s also exactly the kind of thing that Tom Cruise would dynamite his way into your house at night to steal.  So be a good citizen and warn you neighbors not to sleep in ski masks, because he will mistake them for baddies and kick them in the head.