Clever girl.

She could never look at the nucleolus the same way again.

Give it a little twist.  Yeah, like that.

Legend has it that when atomic anthropologist Enrico Szilárd found the first natural chain reaction in Gabon in 1355 he wrote in his journal (this was before the lowercase letter was discovered), “FORGET CRYSTAL FLASH> PUT THIS NATEURAL [sic] CHAIN REACTION INTO THE BOMB.”  For this he won that year’s nobel prize in poetry.  It wasn’t a particularly beautiful phrase, and he spelled natural wrong, but at that time there was no prize in WMDing and everyone agreed he should be honored for suggesting such a dangerous weapon.

I want your everything, as long as it’s free.  Cause I don’t have any earning potential.  : [

(Also just fyi, I don't want your ugly.)

[Available, $10.]

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”

ZOmg whose head is this?  Seriously, can you please tell me?

Stacie commissioned this virgin symbol, the one that we use to note virgin female fruit flies.  There is no symbol for non-virgin females, because when they’re discovered, they’re burnt at the stake!  Eeek!  Seriously though, we smash them or drown them in alcohol.  Cause their spawn are tainted by lame dudes.  It’s also the symbol of Queen Elizabeth the Hackney-eyed, commonly known as A Virgin Queen.  Little known fact: she was actually a virgin.  : [

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]

Pretty much sums it up.

OMG, I get it!