Track

| January 11th, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, Probably WMDs, Robots, Team Sports, TV Shows Set in Space

Dinosaur Tracks

Clever girl.

Attack of the giant sperm!

| September 10th, 2010 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, Existential Threats, Probably WMDs, Team Sports, Utter Disappointment

She could never look at the nucleolus the same way again.

Screw

| August 24th, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Probably WMDs, Team Sports

Give it a little twist.  Yeah, like that.

Atoms

| July 2nd, 2010 | .Tips, Probably WMDs

Legend has it that when atomic anthropologist Enrico Szilárd found the first natural chain reaction in Gabon in 1355 he wrote in his journal (this was before the lowercase letter was discovered), “FORGET CRYSTAL FLASH> PUT THIS NATEURAL [sic] CHAIN REACTION INTO THE BOMB.”  For this he won that year’s nobel prize in poetry.  It wasn’t a particularly beautiful phrase, and he spelled natural wrong, but at that time there was no prize in WMDing and everyone agreed he should be honored for suggesting such a dangerous weapon.

Gaga Oulala

| June 25th, 2010 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, FOR SALE, Probably WMDs, Robots

I want your everything, as long as it’s free.  Cause I don’t have any earning potential.  : [

(Also just fyi, I don’t want your ugly.)

[Available, $10.]

Scooner

| May 18th, 2010 | .Tubes, Portfolio 2, Probably WMDs, Weather as Conversation

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”

Head

| April 30th, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers, Probably WMDs

ZOmg whose head is this?  Seriously, can you please tell me?

Virgin Queen

| April 27th, 2010 | .Tips, Commissions, FOR SALE, Portfolio 2, Probably WMDs

Stacie commissioned this virgin symbol, the one that we use to note virgin female fruit flies.  There is no symbol for non-virgin females, because when they’re discovered, they’re burnt at the stake!  Eeek!  Seriously though, we smash them or drown them in alcohol.  Cause their spawn are tainted by lame dudes.  It’s also the symbol of Queen Elizabeth the Hackney-eyed, commonly known as A Virgin Queen.  Little known fact: she was actually a virgin.  : [

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]

Summation

| April 9th, 2010 | .Tubes, Probably WMDs

Pretty much sums it up.

DarkNight

| April 6th, 2010 | .Tubes, 10,000ft, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, Portfolio 2, Probably WMDs

OMG, I get it!