TipArt » Portfolio 2 http://tipart.org Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:15:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Snack http://tipart.org/snack/ http://tipart.org/snack/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:43:49 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=1811

Whose hungry for something disgusting?

]]> http://tipart.org/snack/feed/ 0 Scooner http://tipart.org/scooner/ http://tipart.org/scooner/#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 13:33:19 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=1725

“You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”

]]> http://tipart.org/scooner/feed/ 0 Virgin Queen http://tipart.org/virgin-queen/ http://tipart.org/virgin-queen/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 17:42:34 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=1622

Stacie commissioned this virgin symbol, the one that we use to note virgin female fruit flies.  There is no symbol for non-virgin females, because when they’re discovered, they’re burnt at the stake!  Eeek!  Seriously though, we smash them or drown them in alcohol.  Cause their spawn are tainted by lame dudes.  It’s also the symbol of Queen Elizabeth the Hackney-eyed, commonly known as A Virgin Queen.  Little known fact: she was actually a virgin.  : [

[SOLD. Commission a reproduction for $50.]

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OMG, I get it!

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This is an umbrella.  You can tell because it has a curved bottom.

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Peasants and workers of the world unite!  Just kidding.

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OMG HOW DO THEY KEEP FINDING US??

]]> http://tipart.org/vwoooip/feed/ 0 Usher http://tipart.org/usher/ http://tipart.org/usher/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:33:39 +0000 Bob http://tipart.wordpress.com/?p=179 Usher
Art, imitating life, imitating art, imitating usher.

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No hints this time…this letter is TOP SECRET. I probably shouldn’t even be showing you it. If I disappear under mysterious circumstance in the next few days, the combination to the hamjet is “juicyfriut.” Unlock it and fly to my moon house. Once you’re in the dungeon, look for the spare key to the vault I keep in the iron maiden. Use it. The vault contains — among other treasures — an enormous and ancient tome that details the history of this letter. It’s all a red herring. Scan it into a computer at 300dpi and be sure to line each page up EXACTLY in the corner. Merge the resulting files into a single PDF and open it in in imageJ. It will fail to open and give you a jumble of letters. That is the passkey you need to type into the mirror vault key lock swirl in the bathroom mirror. Once inside, you should drink the vial of rambaldi’s blood you’ve been keeping for just such a case. After you drink, you will collapse for 48 hours. On waking, exhausted and delirious, you will find yourself in a foreign land and faced by an ancient monk who will ask you for a sign. You must immediately begin fighting him to the death. As he feels his last breaths approaching he will beg you stop and will reveal to you the identity of the letter. And then he will die. After that, feel free to use the hamjet at your leisure.

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