Feed me pls.
Remember those fat guys? They were SO GROSS.
Oh wow, this is a really hard one. I’ll give you a hint: you don’t usually use this for what it’s name is. Oh wait, yeah you do. But not the other way. I mean, it matters if one word does itself to the other or the other does itself to the first. You know? It’s like that.
Poor genericized brands. : [ Srsly though, can you imagine having to unscrew every cap?
You know that game Words with Friends? I used to complain cause you can pound letters until they fit, but now I like that. Wanna play? Be warned that I haven’t signed the Geneva convention and I’m not above doub/tripling Qi or Jo. Just saying.
People are always asking me: “HOw are you so good with a knife??” And I tell them the truth: lots of dolphin fighting. Once when a particularly salacious pod kidnapped and enslaved me, I noticed their warlord making total garbage with a technique I had never seen before. Of course I immediately saw the potential he would never see even as a vampire, and I regurgitated the knife I held in my stomach and shanked my way out of there. When I set my over-sided brain to the task, I immediately came up with something that has been described alternatively as “rarefied glory” and “moderately dangerous.” It’s this, this is the thing I built. BEHOLD>
Whose hungry for something disgusting?