Hungry for Pie

| August 27th, 2010 | .Tips, CHOMPable, Guessers

Feed me pls.


| August 20th, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers, Robots, TV Shows Set in Space

Remember those fat guys?  They were SO GROSS.


| August 10th, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers

Oh wow, this is a really hard one.  I’ll give you a hint: you don’t usually use this for what it’s name is.  Oh wait, yeah you do.  But not the other way.  I mean, it matters if one word does itself to the other or the other does itself to the first.  You know?  It’s like that.


| August 3rd, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers

Poor genericized brands.  : [  Srsly though, can you imagine having to unscrew every cap?

Let’s Play Tips with Friends

| July 23rd, 2010 | .Tubes, Alphabet Cycle, Existential Threats, Guessers, Team Sports

You know that game Words with Friends?  I used to complain cause you can pound letters until they fit, but now I like that.  Wanna play?  Be warned that I haven’t signed the Geneva convention and I’m not above doub/tripling Qi or Jo.  Just saying.


| July 20th, 2010 | .Tubes, Existential Threats, Guessers, Weather as Conversation

I’m talking about the old Prometheus, not the American one.  Everything went downhill after we invented fire.  But that’s ok cause the lowlands are where all the money is.  Sweet, sweet money.  (srsly)

Tipo erectus

| June 11th, 2010 | .Tips, FOR SALE, Guessers

People are always asking me: “HOw are you so good with a knife??” And I tell them the truth: lots of dolphin fighting.  Once when a particularly salacious pod kidnapped and enslaved me, I noticed their warlord making total garbage with a technique I had never seen before.  Of course I immediately saw the potential he would never see even as a vampire, and I regurgitated the knife I held in my stomach and shanked my way out of there.  When I set my over-sided brain to the task, I immediately came up with something that has been described alternatively as “rarefied glory” and “moderately dangerous.”  It’s this, this is the thing I built.  BEHOLD>

[Available, $25.]


| June 8th, 2010 | .Cells, .Gels, .Tubes, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, Guessers, Portfolio 2

Whose hungry for something disgusting?


| June 8th, 2010 | .Tubes, Guessers

Um, what the hell is this?

Cellular Biology

| May 4th, 2010 | .Tips, Guessers

… Or, old-fashioned molecular biology.