A tribute to Bob on the occasion of his thesis defense… a scale model of the tallest building in the world.  [HIT IT for a biggie. -B]

This is an airplane I made out of tips.

This scalawag likes his anchors BIG.  And honking.  Just like he likes his collateralized debt obligations.

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More spotlights, probably looking for batman, or mister freeze.

You’d be shocked and ashamed if you knew how many failed experiments it took me to get this far.

That’s right.  Wear this climbing and everyone is sure to think, “well I don’t know what the hell that is.”

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OMG, this device is even more dangerous than the first!  I had to beat a guy in a Tom Cruise mask to within an inch of his life (later, I finished him) to get it.  And what do I plan to do with it?  Not sure yet.  Maybe I’ll bury it for future generations to find and UNLEASH on each other.  Or maybe I’ll stand it up on my desk and stare longingly at it.

This spectacular prototype hearkens forward to a time when we’re all in possession of biological weapons, and constantly using them on each other.  It’s also exactly the kind of thing that Tom Cruise would dynamite his way into your house at night to steal.  So be a good citizen and warn you neighbors not to sleep in ski masks, because he will mistake them for baddies and kick them in the head.

They don’t call November “prototype season” for nothing!  Another monster creation, just waiting to be elected to the city counsel so he can replace that fat lawyer you went to high school with.  But don’t be fooled, tornadoes are dangerous and always trying modern solutions to old problems.  BE ON GUARD.

SURPRISE!  Another prototype!  I bet you thought that anchor was just a normal anchor that had lost his box.  And then I swung the camera around and you were like, “SHIT< WHERE ARE HIS LEGS??”  Relax- relax, it’s ok, I just removed them permanently.  Except for those two near the bottom.  I left those, so he could stand.  Like a human, on two legs, not on 40 legs like some kind of spider monster.  All the tips are fixed in place, except 6: the legs, and the two above them on each side.  This way you can swap them so that he stand up at different angles.  Cause he looks best head on, and depending on where you stand him, head on is different.  Aye aye, matey.