TipArt » Existential Threats http://tipart.org Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:15:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Rainbow Tornado http://tipart.org/rainbow-tornado/ http://tipart.org/rainbow-tornado/#comments Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:15:30 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=2768

Here’s one I bet you can’t guess: whose dual tech is this? Also, what the hell does that mean??

BE CAREFUL though. If you’re boss see’s this, she’s going to think you’re a timecop from the future and will probably attack you on sight. You can take her, just be ready is all I’m saying. RAINBOW TORNADO ATTACK!!!!

[Available, $50.]

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Look what I discovered.

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Jim Halpert: [dressed as Dwight Schrute] Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

]]> http://tipart.org/bear-paw/feed/ 0 Track http://tipart.org/track/ http://tipart.org/track/#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 12:52:52 +0000 Kara (Contributor-in-Residence) http://tipart.org/?p=2526 Dinosaur Tracks

Clever girl.

]]> http://tipart.org/track/feed/ 0 Future Styley http://tipart.org/future-styley/ http://tipart.org/future-styley/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 13:08:53 +0000 Steve http://tipart.org/?p=2544 the future is here and it's tips

[YES.  The future is here, and it's tips.  Kinda. -B]

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be verrrrry afraid

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CHOMP CHOM PCHOMP

]]> http://tipart.org/chomp/feed/ 0 It’s a boy! http://tipart.org/its-a-boy/ http://tipart.org/its-a-boy/#comments Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:35:42 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=2315

I karyotyped myself.

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[PS I can't tell if this little guy is friendly or terrifying. -B]

]]> http://tipart.org/smiley/feed/ 2 Sad News http://tipart.org/sad-news/ http://tipart.org/sad-news/#comments Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:06:50 +0000 Bob http://tipart.org/?p=2329 Sorry to interrupt your gleeous gallivanting, but it is with great sadness that I report a critical breach of security at The TipArt Deep-sea Fortress and Studio.  Yesterday afternoon, our longtime and recently slain nemesis, the dolphin king, teamed up with a hitherto unknown enemy and stormed the keep.  Details are still emerging, but it’s currently thought that the new threat is a sea otter that sustains itself on a diet of clams and human optimism.  The otter is thought to have gained access to the Fortress by banging on the locks with a rock.  Current whereabouts are unknown.

Luckily, the ignoble raid took place during an off-site feast and so only TipArt Contributor-In-Residence Balpreet was brutally slain by the cold blooded duo.  While we mourn her loss at this difficult time, I have some good news to tell as well: there’s a new Contributor-In-Residence!  Hot off her recent work on a Flower and the Korean Flag, please join me in welcoming Kara to the Deep-sea Fortress and Studio!  We replaced the locks and are very excited to see what she comes up with, given the freedom to focus entirely on her work.

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