Black Sheep

| March 1st, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, FOR SALE, Robots

FINALLY the sheepy cap-trick is completed.  BEHOLD THE GLORY of this wooly triumvirate.  Except instead of guys who wanna kill each other, these are a fun tippy frame and sheepy shirt, and that sheep friend from before.  Not really the same.  : ?  Bad analogy.  But how does one make a 3-analogy without triumviri?  Hell if I know, Dan Carlin is the only person I’ve ever heard say anything.  : /

[Available, $50.]

Ba-ah-ah-ah

| February 11th, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Team Sports

Awww, look at that cute little fucker.

Gator

| February 1st, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable

CHOM PCOHOMC CHOMP

Watermelon

| January 28th, 2011 | .Tips, CHOMPable, Commissions, FOR SALE

TipArt Watermelon Picture Frame

200 years ago Louise was leading a regiment in the Napoleonic wars and fell into one of the wormholes created by the great, great, great grandmother of CERN (Ye Olde CERN, colloquially).  It was a sad occasion for her family, but an even sadder occasion for me because the wormhole dropped her off in my apartment where she immediately chopped off one my legs with her sword.  : [  I begged for mercy and she said that I could keep the rest of my legs if I could produce a watermelon made of tips.  I was immediately heartened because I happened to have just such an artifact IN MY VERY HANDS.  Seeing this, she flew into a rage and destroyed it, claiming me a liar and the debt unpaid.  GREAT.

I told her that there was nothing else I could do and that artifacts like that are only created once every 100,000 yrs.  Then she chopped off my second leg, and after crying a little, I opened my safe and revealed the original artifact (the one she destroyed was a replica) and wept again at it’s parting.  Then she put my legs back on and named me the duke of new-otherton, which was pretty much just a slap in the face, cause his castle had sunk to the bottom of the ocean a few years earlier.  I know it’s not really my home, and that I’ve never been there, but I can’t shake the feeling that I HAVE TO GO BACK!![SOLD.

[Commission a reproduction for $50.]

DNA

| January 25th, 2011 | .Tips, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, Team Sports, Utter Disappointment

Look what I discovered.

Bear Paw

| January 21st, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, TV Shows Set in Space

Jim Halpert: [dressed as Dwight Schrute] Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Turty

| January 18th, 2011 | .Tips, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable

Omg, that show is soo good.  : ]

Track

| January 11th, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, Probably WMDs, Robots, Team Sports, TV Shows Set in Space

Dinosaur Tracks

Clever girl.

GreenElephant

| January 4th, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, FOR SALE

I know what you’re thinking: “When are you going to finish this nursery animal set so I can install it before my baby explodes into town on a skateboard??”  Soon my friend, soon.  You know, it’s hard to find a reptile that is babe friendly (not a snake or a hyena) and has a simple silhouette.  Suggestions?  : [

[Available, $50.]

Chomp

| December 10th, 2010 | .Cells, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats

CHOMP CHOM PCHOMP