Black Sheep

| March 1st, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, FOR SALE, Robots

FINALLY the sheepy cap-trick is completed.  BEHOLD THE GLORY of this wooly triumvirate.  Except instead of guys who wanna kill each other, these are a fun tippy frame and sheepy shirt, and that sheep friend from before.  Not really the same.  : ?  Bad analogy.  But how does one make a 3-analogy without triumviri?  Hell if I know, Dan Carlin is the only person I’ve ever heard say anything.  : /

[Available, $50.]

Ba-ah-ah-ah

| February 11th, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Team Sports

Awww, look at that cute little fucker.

Snorks

| February 8th, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, TV Shows Set in Space

remember that cartoon the snorks? what are they supposed to be anyways?

Gator

| February 1st, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable

CHOM PCOHOMC CHOMP

Bear Paw

| January 21st, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, TV Shows Set in Space

Jim Halpert: [dressed as Dwight Schrute] Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Turty

| January 18th, 2011 | .Tips, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable

Omg, that show is soo good.  : ]

Track

| January 11th, 2011 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, CHOMPable, Existential Threats, Probably WMDs, Robots, Team Sports, TV Shows Set in Space

Dinosaur Tracks

Clever girl.

GreenElephant

| January 4th, 2011 | .Tips, Animals Hunting Humans, Baby Knows Best, CHOMPable, FOR SALE

I know what you’re thinking: “When are you going to finish this nursery animal set so I can install it before my baby explodes into town on a skateboard??”  Soon my friend, soon.  You know, it’s hard to find a reptile that is babe friendly (not a snake or a hyena) and has a simple silhouette.  Suggestions?  : [

[Available, $50.]

Be Afraid

| December 28th, 2010 | .Cells, Animals Hunting Humans, Existential Threats

be verrrrry afraid

Pokewhat?

| December 17th, 2010 | .Tubes, Animals Hunting Humans, Guessers

This is some kind of critter.  Maybe a Pokemon, or something from the Q-Bert Universe?  Or maybe a demonic anthropomorphic @ sign.  Oh yeah, now we’re cooking with whale oil.