The Dugout

| March 22nd, 2010 | .Tubes, 10,000ft, Team Sports

Here’s a list of funny plays to do: four strike outs in an inning, diving catch, stealing either first base or the home plate, walk in the winning run.

Great Innovators of the Past

| February 23rd, 2010 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Mooninites, Probably WMDs

One of roman’s great contributions to counting was the numeralumber 2.  Before that, two was said, “one zero,” and the distance to Proxima Centauri was said, “more or less one zero zero light years.”

Ol’ Eight Arms

| February 5th, 2010 | 10,000ft, Animals Hunting Humans, Prototypes

That’s right.  Wear this climbing and everyone is sure to think, “well I don’t know what the hell that is.”

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Cloud Guy

| February 2nd, 2010 | .Tubes, 10,000ft, 8-bit, Animals Hunting Humans, Guessers, Portfolio 1, Weather as Conversation

What’s that Cloud Guy’s name?  Boomerang Brother??


| December 8th, 2009 | .Tubes, 10,000ft, Portfolio 1, Weather as Conversation


Some know this friend as the cumulonimbus cloud, harbinger of the virga, mesocyclones and countless worldly dangers.


| November 23rd, 2009 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Probably WMDs, Prototypes

Omg so pretty

This is the first LensTip prototype.  I call it a prototype because it’s not capable of killing humans very efficiently.  And it might explode.  To answer the other question I know you have, YES, the lid works.  If you’re less enthusiastic about WMDs than I am, THAT IS TOO BAD, because the tips are fixed into place.  The LensTip fabrication process is proprietary, but I can tell you that each tip gathers light in a way that suggests an array of weaponized lenses or a compound eye.  Those white lines are the overhead florescent lights.

Btw, I call it Trinity because when I saw what I had wrought, I realized that I had become death, destroyer of worlds.

The Best Kind of Lion

| November 6th, 2009 | .Tips, 10,000ft, Guessers, Portfolio 3

Make a wish!  My dentist is always telling me, I’ve got too much tartar on the backs of my front teeth, so I’m gunna wish for less of that.

Phils in 3

| November 3rd, 2009 | .Tubes, 10,000ft

Sadly, my fingers aren’t quite long enough for the majors.

Sun Flag

| September 15th, 2009 | .Tubes, 10,000ft


I’m on my way.


| August 27th, 2009 | .Tips, 10,000ft

Ohio (Cody 500)

Here’s Ohio.