Here’s a list of funny plays to do: four strike outs in an inning, diving catch, stealing either first base or the home plate, walk in the winning run.

One of roman’s great contributions to counting was the numeralumber 2.  Before that, two was said, “one zero,” and the distance to Proxima Centauri was said, “more or less one zero zero light years.”

That’s right.  Wear this climbing and everyone is sure to think, “well I don’t know what the hell that is.”

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What’s that Cloud Guy’s name?  Boomerang Brother??

Some know this friend as the cumulonimbus cloud, harbinger of the virga, mesocyclones and countless worldly dangers.

This is the first LensTip prototype.  I call it a prototype because it’s not capable of killing humans very efficiently.  And it might explode.  To answer the other question I know you have, YES, the lid works.  If you’re less enthusiastic about WMDs than I am, THAT IS TOO BAD, because the tips are fixed into place.  The LensTip fabrication process is proprietary, but I can tell you that each tip gathers light in a way that suggests an array of weaponized lenses or a compound eye.  Those white lines are the overhead florescent lights.

Btw, I call it Trinity because when I saw what I had wrought, I realized that I had become death, destroyer of worlds.

Make a wish!  My dentist is always telling me, I’ve got too much tartar on the backs of my front teeth, so I’m gunna wish for less of that.

Sadly, my fingers aren’t quite long enough for the majors.

I’m on my way.

Here’s Ohio.