These are grain silos, like the ones I keep my grain in. HINT: I’ve got some silver buried in the walls too, but please don’t steal it.

I want your everything, as long as it’s free.  Cause I don’t have any earning potential.  : [

(Also just fyi, I don't want your ugly.)

[Available, $10.]

I did not have to cut off my ear to achieve this level of artistic mastery

Coincidence??  (yes)

People are always asking me: “HOw are you so good with a knife??” And I tell them the truth: lots of dolphin fighting.  Once when a particularly salacious pod kidnapped and enslaved me, I noticed their warlord making total garbage with a technique I had never seen before.  Of course I immediately saw the potential he would never see even as a vampire, and I regurgitated the knife I held in my stomach and shanked my way out of there.  When I set my over-sided brain to the task, I immediately came up with something that has been described alternatively as “rarefied glory” and “moderately dangerous.”  It’s this, this is the thing I built.  BEHOLD>

[Available, $25.]

Whose hungry for something disgusting?

Um, what the hell is this?

I keep hearing about sentient tornadoes, but I never hear about volcanoes at all these days, what’s up with that?