Head
Bob | April 30th, 2010 | .Tubes, Dudes, Guessers, Probably WMDs
ZOmg whose head is this? Seriously, can you please tell me?

ZOmg whose head is this? Seriously, can you please tell me?



Stacie commissioned this virgin symbol, the one that we use to note virgin female fruit flies. There is no symbol for non-virgin females, because when they’re discovered, they’re burnt at the stake! Eeek! Seriously though, we smash them or drown them in alcohol. Cause their spawn is tainted by lame dudes. It’s also the symbol of Queen Elizabeth the Hackney-eyed, commonly known as A Virgin Queen. Little known fact: she was actually a virgin. : [

This scalawag likes his anchors BIG. And honking. Just like he likes his collateralized debt obligations.
Let’s have a contest. Best new submission before the end of May wins a shirt. Anything you want, you got it.
Cellular Biology, Tammer
Gold fishy, Sarah
Pointer, Kara
Blue Whale, Sarah

You gotta trust your instincts and your LSO if you’re gonna trap the #3 wire.

OMG, I get it!