yo’ street in the Range Rover.

Orange you banana for bananas?

Look!!  A bunny!!

Remember that old StrongBad cartoon where he takes a break on the beach?  This is like that, but it doesn’t move.  And in less colors.  But the same number of pixels.

This is a female Indian elephant.  You can tell because it does not have a tusk.

This subject was found on a vacant lab bench…  spooky action at a distance?  I know, I know, if it were true, where are the gravity waves?  But can you think of another explanation??

This is a magnet.  You can tell cause it sucks up dust and rocks.

Some say a picture is worth 96 words.

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This is a female African elephant.  You can tell cause it has a tusk.

OMG, this device is even more dangerous than the first!  I had to beat a guy in a Tom Cruise mask to within an inch of his life (later, I finished him) to get it.  And what do I plan to do with it?  Not sure yet.  Maybe I’ll bury it for future generations to find and UNLEASH on each other.  Or maybe I’ll stand it up on my desk and stare longingly at it.